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Medical Diagnosis Of Pop Singing

INTRODUCTION TO POP SINGING

It is a disease which causes a person to make unpleasant sounds with one's own voice, mysterious sounds with instruments (these instruments are evolutionary form of kitchen utensils). It may also include rapid motion (mostly jerky and is involuntary) of a person in limited space.

 

CAUSATIVE AGENT

The most common causative agent of pop singing is Michael Jackson.

 

SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS

Patient suffering from such a disease show following signs and symptoms:

- Person has or will have long hair.

- Person shows fits of pop singing at unequal interval of time.

   - French beard may appear, depending upon age and sex.

   - Person starts wearing lockets, chains etc.

   - Change in clothing occurs (sometimes patient may be seen in rags).

    - Person speaks English regardless of being familiar with it.

 

PATHOPHYSIOLOGY

If the patient is carefully observed he will show

 

   - Rapid fluctuation in blood pressure.

 

- Electrical balance of his body is highly disturbed. - Listening ability is adversely affected.

- He seems to be physically fit but mentally disturbed (in extreme cases).

 

INCIDENCE

This disease mostly occurs in males, occurrence is relatively higher in developed countries and culturally transitional societies.

 

TYPES

Acute Pop singing

It is temporary and is a hobby. It is more dangerous as compared to chronic pop singing as the above signs and symptoms are more severe. It lasts till the person realizes his/her duties.

Chronic Pop singing

It is permanent and is an occupation

 

ALLERGIES

Person suffering from such a disease is allergic to soap and water.

 

REFERENCES

   -MTV.

- V Channel.


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