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INTRODUCTION TO POP SINGING
It is a disease which causes a person to make
unpleasant sounds with one's own voice, mysterious sounds with instruments
(these instruments are evolutionary form of kitchen utensils). It may also
include rapid motion (mostly jerky and is involuntary) of a person in
limited space.
CAUSATIVE AGENT
The most common causative agent of pop singing is
Michael Jackson.
SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS
Patient suffering from such a disease show
following signs and symptoms:
- Person has or will have long hair.
- Person shows fits of pop singing at unequal
interval of time.
- French beard may appear, depending upon age
and sex.
- Person starts wearing lockets, chains etc.
- Change in clothing occurs (sometimes patient
may be seen in rags).
- Person speaks English regardless of being
familiar with it.
PATHOPHYSIOLOGY
If the patient is carefully observed he will show
- Rapid fluctuation in blood pressure.
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- Electrical balance of his body is highly
disturbed. - Listening ability is adversely affected.
- He seems to be physically fit but mentally
disturbed (in extreme cases).
INCIDENCE
This disease mostly occurs in males, occurrence is
relatively higher in developed countries and culturally transitional
societies.
TYPES
Acute Pop singing
It is temporary and is a hobby. It is more
dangerous as compared to chronic pop singing as the above signs and symptoms
are more severe. It lasts till the person realizes his/her duties.
Chronic
Pop singing
It is
permanent and is an occupation
ALLERGIES
Person suffering from such a disease is allergic to
soap and water.
REFERENCES
-MTV.
- V Channel.
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